Unlocking the Fun of Rubik’s Cube Speedcubing in a Totally 80s Vibe

August 09, 2025Categories: Retro Pop Culture, Podcast Episode

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Speedcubing: The Rubik’s Cube Craze That Still Turns Heads

Alright, picture this: it’s the 1980s. Big hair, neon everything, shoulder pads bigger than your face, and the unmistakable beat of 80s music blasting from every boombox. Among the sea of cassette tapes and Rubik’s Cubes, a phenomenon starts twisting its way into the brains of puzzle lovers everywhere. That’s right, I’m talking about speedcubing — the art and sheer madness of solving those colorful, stickered cubes faster than your favorite 80s celebrity could moonwalk.

Now, I don’t mean just solving the Rubik’s Cube — no no — I’m talking about the kind of speed where it looks like the cube’s on fire, and your fingers are basically doing gymnastics. You ever seen a Rubik’s Cube done in under 10 seconds? It’s like poetry in motion — a dance of colors and nerves. But let me take you through this curious world, just like I’d explain it to a buddy over a slice of pizza.

Back in the day, the Rubik’s Cube was probably THE thing to have on your coffee table if you were trying to impress your friends between air guitar solos. But it wasn’t just a brain teaser; it was a full-on obsession. And the term “speedcubing” wasn’t just talk — it was a sport, a serious hobby that took you way beyond just “twisting colors.”

  • What is Speedcubing?
    Imagine solving the Rubik’s Cube— but instead of taking minutes or hours (yeah, people definitely took hours), you're timing yourself to see how fast you can get it down to the last color. Speedcubing is all about practice, finger tricks, and yes, those weird cube lubricants to make things slide like butter.
  • The Tools of the Trade
    Fast forward from the plastic clunky cubes of the 80s to the slicker, magnetized ones of today, speedcubers go through cubes like I went through 80s TV shows: you gotta keep up with the latest and greatest. And let me tell you, those magnets inside cubes make turning way smoother — it’s like the difference between a clunky old VCR and a brand new shiny VHS player.
  • Competitions, Anyone?
    You might laugh, but yes, there are actual world championships for speedcubing, with folks grinding and twisting cubes faster than you can say “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.” Times are recorded down to the hundredth of a second — and winners are treated like rock stars, maybe not exactly 80s celebrities, but close enough in their community.

And here’s the kicker — speedcubing isn’t just about your fingers’ speed. Nope. There’s a whole bunch of strategy, memorization, and pattern recognition involved. Some speedcubers use methods with names that sound like secret codes—CFOP, Roux, ZZ— no, these aren’t aliens from your favorite 80s sci-fi flicks but rather solving techniques that can slice off precious seconds.

Personally, the Rubik’s Cube reminds me a lot of the kind of challenges characters faced in those classic 80s movies — the underdog beats all odds and comes out on top. Just like in “The Breakfast Club” or “Back to the Future,” where you root for the little guy, speedcubers are the quirky champions of logic and dexterity. Plus, it’s way cooler than trying to remember the lyrics to “Take On Me.”

If you’ve ever thought about picking up a cube but got overwhelmed—no worries. Speedcubing is more than just skill; it’s a whole community, a weirdly fun challenge that’s somehow both frustrating and addicting, like binge-watching your favorite 80s TV shows on a Saturday night.

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So, next time you see one of those colorful cubes sitting quietly on a shelf, maybe give it a whirl. Who knows? You just might find yourself glued to it like it’s your favorite 80s movie on VHS, totally hooked and ready to twist away.

Catch you later, and remember — life may be complicated, but a Rubik’s Cube? It’s just a matter of finding the right twist.

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