The Glam and Glitz of Dynasty TV Show Merchandise: Reliving 1980s Pop Culture
May 13, 2025Categories: 1980s Pop Culture, Podcast Episode
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Remembering the Dynasty Craze: A Look at the Wild World of Dynasty TV Show Merchandise
Okay, friend, sit down and buckle up because I have to tell you about something truly outrageous from the world of 1980s pop culture—the ridiculous, the glamorous, the downright fabulous merchandise from the TV show Dynasty. Yes, you heard me right. Not just your usual fan tees or coffee mugs (though those existed too), but a whole universe of stuff inspired by the Carrington family drama that had everyone glued to their screens in shoulder pads and teased hair.
Now, the '80s were wild times. You had 80s music blaring from cassette players, neon lights flooding malls, and Dynasty on one channel, showing off more glitz and glamour than a disco ball on steroids. If you were into 80s fashion or loved those iconic 80s TV shows, you knew that Dynasty wasn’t just about the high-stakes oil drama — it was a lifestyle. And the merch? Oh man, it captured the drama and flair perfectly.
- The Power Suits and Accessories: Believe it or not, there were actually knock-off “Dynasty” power suits floating around. Sure, they didn't come with shoulder pads straight from Alexis Carrington's closet, but they sure tried. Plus, there were plastic jewelry sets—giant faux diamonds that screamed “I’m ready for a hostile takeover!” You could literally fake your way into a boardroom or a high-society banquet.
- Board Games that Made You Fab: There was a Dynasty board game that put you right at the heart of the Carrington mansion’s power struggles. You could “buy” the oil company, “outbid” your cousin, or even “inherit” a scandal or two (perfect for family game night, right?). The concept was basically, “How rich and ruthless can you get before your plastic money runs out?” Spoiler: probably very ruthless.
- Makeup Kits That Promised Alexis Glam: Remember Alexis Carrington? She was the Queen of Drama and Excess, and apparently, the inspiration for makeup kits too. Yep, back in the day, you could get an eyeshadow palette that boasted the “Alexis Look.” That meant lots of deep blues and shimmering golds—it was basically the cosmetic equivalent of a power suit.
- Dolls and Action Figures: This might sound bizarre today, but the producers actually licensed a line of dolls based on the core characters. Think Barbie got a glam makeover and a share in Denver-Carrington Oil. These dolls came with ridiculously detailed wardrobes, from lavish gowns to business chic, letting kids (or grownups, I’m not judging) reenact their favorite episodes.
Looking back, the Dynasty merchandise craze wasn’t just about selling stuff; it was about selling an attitude—the full-on dramatic, glamorous, larger-than-life lifestyle of those 80s celebrities who owned the TV screen. The 1980s were a time when 80s fashion met high-stakes drama, and if your merch didn’t sparkle like J.R. Ewing’s cufflinks, you were missing out.
What’s fascinating though is how this whole Dynasty merchandising phenomenon mirrors that larger-than-life vibe of the era. Everyone wanted a piece of the luxe life depicted on TV—whether that was in their closet, on their face, or even on their game night table.
If you’re as fascinated by this era as I am—and I mean really fascinated, the kind where you want to get lost in what it felt like to grow up glued to TV sets showing off those outrageous characters—I’ve got something you should check out. It’s A Mostly Magnificent Memoir, a fun and heart-warming story of a kid from a small town growing up in the 1980s. It’s packed with nostalgia, stories about 80s movies, 80s music, and of course the culture that defined that decade.
Honestly, if you want to feel what it was like living through the era of wild hairstyles, booming synth beats, and those unforgettable 80s TV shows like Dynasty, then this memoir is a must-read. It captures the spirit of being young in a colorful, chaotic decade that really didn’t have a dull moment.
So, next time you see a vintage Dynasty coffee mug or a sparkly plastic ring, just remember: it's not just merch, it’s a tiny time machine back to a world where drama was larger than life and fashion was basically armor.
Thanks for hanging out with me and taking this little trip down memory lane. Here’s to the legacy of the Carringtons and a decade that taught us how to live loud and look fabulous.
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